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Just a Fan

by Jon Garcia

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    All of these songs are originals that you will not find anywhere else. All of them are written, performed and produced by Jon Garcia except Internet Prom, which was written by Alix Cowman and performed and produced by the two of us. Also there's a bonus track if you buy it but it's not that good but it's fun
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A D C C7 Dennis Kucinich has a hot wife A G C C7 That’s what this song is about A D C C7 She’s got an MA in International Conflict Analysis A C G So International Conflict look out A D C C7 Her name is Liz and she has her tongue pierced A G C C7 That is pretty hot I guess A D C C7 She a vegan and an activist A G C C7 Who lobbies against animal tests Chorus: Well, C G Am Lizzy Kucinich you scratch my itch for an attractive politician C G Am You were twenty-eight but didn’t hesitate to marry that Congressman C G Am If I had to choose a muse for making good as my first lady C D C C7 I’d vote Kucinich/Hot Wife 2012 any day A D C C7 Dennis Kucinich has an attractive spouse A G C C7 From the good ole isle of England A D C C7 She volunteered with poor kids in India A G C C7 Then married Denny in Cleveland A D C C7 She’s six feet tall and dwarfs her husband A G C C7 A fact with which I’m sure he’s fine A D C C7 I’d never tell that red-haired Amazon A G C C7 I didn’t want her to be mine -Chorus- Bridge: A C Some people may call you a hippy G I think they just can’t handle it A C A smart and classy liberal lady G Marrying a presidential candidate A Take it as a personal marker That you threw yourself into fame Elizabeth Kucinich née Harper You’ve got a really hard to sing name -Chorus-
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F C Baby I thought you were the perfect girl G C Never knew someone like you could be a thing in this world F C But there’s something that’s bugging me, something wrong G C And I had to find out what was going on Bm See while you were loyal to little old me G You were a Benedict Arnold to my country, tis of thee Chorus: C Cmaj7 My Spy C7 C6 With the love in her eyes F C Breaking all my geopolitical ties C Cmaj7 My Spy C7 C6 I wish that I knew why F Cmaj7 C And if you really meant to make me cry F C How could I have known that from the day we met G C You were trading around in government secrets F C Thought you were just curious about our national defense G C And now our love life and legal status is getting tense Bm Should have known from how you didn’t like to mention your career G That when you said you loved me you were really talking to your fuhrer Chorus Who exactly were you working for, darlin Heard you whisperin in your sleep to your buddy Stalin And I swore I was just going a bit insane When you accidentally called me your sweetie Hussein So if alien invaders destroy our planet I’ll know it was you who planned it Chorus When you tell me that secret will I have to die?
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Am F People like to hate a lot on Jews B C Am But we’ve got a lot for which to thank the Hebrews Am F Because most of the world is Islamic or Christian B C Am And those both borrow from Jewish tradition Chorus: Am F Everyone’s a little bit Jewish C G We’ve all got that Israeli flavor Am F Even though I’m not a Jew in race or religion C Am I’ve got to say the Jews did me favors If you thank God you’re thanking monotheism Which owes its origins to Judaism And if you’re a guy, I’m sure you’ve surmised You should thank a Jew if you’re circumcised. Chorus Well please don't think I'm being anti-Semitic We all know what happens when that gets memetic People hated Jews, for what it's worth We get World War II across the whole earth Chorus Bridge thingy So though they're small and oppressed you can see The Jewish people gave us our history They really shouldn't be so hated Let's hear it for Jews being appreciated Chorus
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Time and Time Again You were there I could see you everywhere But when I'm at my end You'll be gone I don't know what's going on 2, 3, 4 My time with you was precious Don't always have to mesh, just Don't wanna be cliché but gotta guess you could care less, was Everything we had a game of this, this or this? Warm up to shore up another forced love or kiss Wasn't a whole lot I could do I wish I knew how could I miss Don't think I could lay the blame defame the same and play the game But I was sure if you could fake give and take for the sake of a break Man, I thought I'd be the one to flake Am I the only one you thought you were hurting? Betrayal, flirting and skirting the kind of morals you were always asserting Nah- tell all your friends what a loss I am Twitter, hashtag, Instagram Time and time again I tell you we ain't even friends Chorus What's going on, what kind of friend are you? Chipping away at everything we do If you thought I'd take it you never knew We were close, me and you, brother and brother Tighter than the tightest brand of fighters or lovers But you threw me out, tossed me aside for any other 'Cuz I don't kiss and tell, just say it went well, you rose and fell and I went through hell But my fate couldn't wait at any rate my mate you can't relate and as of late you've earned my hate When you betrayed me, Benedict Arnold Hit my itch, we made it World War II to fit, cat But you keep on lying, go ahead And I'll stick to eating my daily bread Time and time again I'm done playing pretend Chorus I've heard some people say people are branches or they're leaves Save up your time- it's treasure, everyone is thieves Trust in your friends but don't think they'll be the nicest Everything is bad, even presidents have their vices Gone in a flash- "life is short"- that's what they tell you How can it be short when it's the longest thing you'll ever do? Time and time again everything you learn's unraveled and unfurled Screws fall out all the time. It's an imperfect world. Chorus

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